Hello fellow tumblrs...
Haven’t been on this in a bit, my apologies. I’m in need of some new catchy songs…. ready, go!
hypothesis: the chills
when you’re in deep thought about something and suddenly begin to think of something else.
The universe has a funny way of tricking us into thinking bad things always happen to good people. What we need to realize is good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people, and hey, THINGS just happen to PEOPLE. I’ll catch myself now and then saying, “seriously? is this really happening?” Yes, yes it is. Deal with it bitch. One thing my Grandfather has...
Alright guys, the joke's over.
Whoever decided today was “Fuck you, Chelsea,” day needs a beating. Oh, you want me to do 10 jobs at once and make sure no one tries to kill themselves? Oh hey Mom, you quit your job? Again? Oh you’re moving too? Oh, you have to find homes for all 3 dogs? Sure, I’ll take Frog to go get a state ID. Oh, you have to have 2 pieces of mail at his current address? But...
It really bothers me seeing all these teenagers with gauged ears that you could fit a dildo through. Do they not realize that the majority of the job market is going to frown upon this? Or even worse, make you take them out so you have saggy grandma lobes. I dunno, if you plan on working at pizza hut for a living, be my guest.. but if not, why make such an impulsive decision that may require...
Have a little faith in me.
Random Acts of Kindness
About a week ago I was driving down 7th east and when I hit the 2100 S intersection I noticed a lady on the side of the road holding a cardboard sign. The odd thing was though, she was dressed nice and looked like she wasn’t homeless. As I read the sign it said “Struggling Mom with preemie baby in ICU. Anything helps.” I drove past her but my gut was telling me that I needed...
Anonymous asked: why did you move out? to where & with who?
Anonymous asked: why don't you have internet? did you move out?
If you have any sense of good music...
Anonymous asked: What would you change? How does this sadness affect your daily life? Is this person severly abusive or just as in love?
i really don't want to be sad anymore.
really. and truly.
Anonymous asked: do you not like questions anymore?
Anonymous asked: such a talented writer you are chels! so happy for your family.
Anonymous asked: miss you updating everyday :/
Anonymous asked: what did you lie about? who did you lose? i'm so sorry but nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes.. that person you lost should learn forgiveness.
Hi honey, how was work?
I guess working in a nut-house, literally, I shouldn’t expect to have a typical day in the office, because there is no such thing. Today I witnessed my first overdose, that was just a joyous experience. The funny thing is, he wasn’t the patient. A girl and a guy walk in to the hospital and the guy tells the receptionist he needs to check his girlfriend in because she’s suicidal....
I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine, and I told you to be...– Bon Iver
It’s almost been one year that one man’s life was taken so another could be saved. On August 31, 2010 Justin Patrick Vehar was put to rest and my brother could finally stop resting. It’s a twisted and bittersweet feeling to know that someone died to save someone you love, but words could never express how grateful I am. Sometimes I wonder if it was fate, if it was God’s...
3/4 dogs require sleeping on the bed same as me...
This is almost as bad as having children.
Snoring is only cute if you're a dachshund.
Everyone’s felt it; that moment you realize what a complete idiot you are, and you wonder how you could be so stupid. Well this isn’t my first go around, and it probably won’t be my last. I wish I could say it’s a lesson learned, but how many times do you have to become ashamed to be taught? Well, lesson taught this time. Hopefully learned. I came up with a saying years ago...
sucks. For once I would like to indulge in the money I accumulate, but life’s little emergencies seem to be getting in the way. EFF YOU CATALYTIC CONVERTER & SHITTY VW MECHANICAL SYSTEM. I’d like to send a special shout out to Germany for royally fucking me every 6 months.
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
If you have an iPhone,
then you should have instagram. And if you have instagram, you should look me up. username: chelseanne
where did ya’ll come from? Oh, and dear tumblr, have you missed me?
tomorrow is never promised
Working in the hospital, I meet all the visitors and the patients, so I get to see the different relationships. Some are scary, some are bizarre, and some are absolutely beautiful. An elderly woman came in for behavior issues as well as dementia and she was being treated for a couple weeks. Her husband came to visit her every day, right at 6 pm. He never missed a day, and even once he came...
I hope that someday, if not today, you will find this and take the time to read it. You are beautiful, despite the flaws inside and out that you may see, we treasure those. Those imperfections are what make you human, and irreplaceable. You are curvy and bold like a real woman. You’ve got structure and stance that shows you’re strong and won’t break like a frail little girl. Even...
Today is a sad day
hearing that my camera has internal damage and will cost over $500 to send back to Pentax for repairs. ]:
(PS anon, when you ask me anonymous questions all within 20 minutes, I know it’s only one person) Anonymous asked:top 3 fav books -A Million Little Pieces, My Friend Leonard, Angels and Demons Anonymous asked:you are such an amazing writer! have you ever considered being a writer or an english teacher or anything? -It’s not my passion, and I wouldn’t want to pursue any career...